Sam and Gabriel’s son
inspired by this post [x]
And his cousin, Dean and Cas’ son
and Micheal and Lucifer’s son
holy shit though…
I shall not stop reblogging.
sorry not sorry not sorry not sorry
“You’re going to think my family’s pretty weird. So we have my cousin, John, but we call him Alfie. His dads are my dad’s brothers, and that’s pretty fucked up if you ask me, but hey, they had Alfie and I, so I can’t complain. Then we have our other brother, Junior, who we don’t really walk about. He has issues.
“My dads - Dad and Pops - are pretty different. Dad is the short one and makes you laugh a lot, and Pops is the serious one who reminds me of a moose. I call him Pops because apparently calling him Gramps will get you grounded and your laptop taken away. And I don’t like it when they take away my laptop, so Pops it is.
“Dean and Cas are pretty cool, I guess. They do that weird eye fucking thing all the time and it grosses Alfie and I out. But then again Uncle Dean is a badass and he said that Alfie and I could share the family car when he wasn’t around anymore, so sweet. I kind of don’t want it to be mine, though, because then Uncle Dean wouldn’t be there yelling at me to keep it clean and not to get into a crash or he’d send my ass to hell. Families are just weird, I guess.”
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
[AGGRESSIVELY SHIPS EVERY POSSIBLE SHIP IN HANNIBAL]
I made finger sandwiches for Hannibal’s #EatTheRude twitter campaign.
we’re bad for eachother